Friday, November 16, 2007

We're Not Worthy!

OR: Winch’s Listening Corner Number Four

I’ve noticed in my dealings with friends both in Connecticut, on Long Island and throughout the burrows of the internet, that people take pride in the music that they like. If someone clues his or her friends on to a band, they take pride in that and they are the ones who can claim that they turned on their posse to a certain artist or genre. Also, let it be noted that people in little local bands can take pride if they play a gig with a band that eventually gets a big break take pride in the fact that at one point in time that band was on a level similar to them (as I do so often with Gym Class Heroes and Patent Pending). And by no means is this pride in music wrong-in fact it makes for good conversation. But what happens when those responsible for turning on their friends-or just mega fans-take this pride in their artists too seriously? To be quite simple, the people come off as ignorant.
One major piece that makes over-confident music fans look ignorant is claiming to be loyal to one scene. This could be the white kid who has only been into hip-hop for a year, and claims to be some underground hip-hop aficionado or the kid who says he is a hardcore metal fan yet doesn’t own one piece of leather and only listens to the metal you’ll hear on Headbanger’s Ball. I’m not saying the people that are in these scenes are ignorant-just those that are…posers. Identifying yourself with one scene these days is foolish for many reasons, but if one makes that choice they need to have credibility towards it and they need to live out that scene. Although I am not a fan of their music in general, I must say I respect the punks that sport 10 inch mohawks and studded jackets, since they live the image that’s present throughout their music. So to wrap this minor subject up, don’t go sayin’ you’re something you’re not. And know what you are.
Another thing that bothers me is people putting their favorite artists on a pedestal above the rest of music. This really bugs me because people can get so defensive-and rightfully so in some cases-since they really love the artists. I know with me, I have gotten a handful of people tell me that Primus and Mr. Bungle suck, and those are two of my favorite bands, but I don’t get mad since I know it’s all about preference. Oftentimes this over-defensive idealism comes in from people that are fans of generic classic rock-specifically the Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Bands like the Doors, Who, Pink Floyd and Lynrd Skynrd also fit into this category, but generally the two gargantuan rock bands are the Beatles and Zep. People make it like the Beatles and Led Zeppelin are these untouchable deities that if tampered with, will kill whomever toyed with them. And when I say “tampered with” I mean anything-sampling, covering or mashing up. People hear Dangermouse’s Gray Album, or Puff Daddy’s “Come With Me” which features Jimmy Page playing the “Kashmir” riff and say “You can’t do that to The Beatles/Led Zeppelin” and when you ask why the answer is usually something along the lines of “Because it’s fucking Led Zeppelin!” Let me tell you something, Elvis stole “Hound Dog”. Think about that for a second. Elvis stole one of-if not-his biggest hit. Do people look at that and criticize Elvis for stealing someone else’s song? No, because apparently he is on a pedestal above everyone else. So why criticize Dangermouse for mashing up two great artists?
I’m not saying that all covers and samples should go without criticism, if it’s bad call it out, but if it’s good, it doesn’t matter who did it or who it is sampled. An example of this criticism is one of the tracks off the new Wu-Tang Clan album called “The Heart Gently Weeps” which as you may have guessed, samples the chord progression from “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”. It even has Dhani Harrison tracking guitar-but I think it’s a weak song, especially coming from the Wu-Tang Clan and I’m not afraid to criticize it, in fact I feel that if an artist misuses a sample they should be criticized even moreso. What pushes my buttons even more is the fact that people think these musicians would be offended to hear that they have been sampled or covered. Everyone who says “You can’t cover Classic Artist X” has obviously not heard Jimi Hendrix’s “All Along The Watchtower” which is a cover of Bob Dylan or even Johnny Cash’s cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”. These artists are not angry that they are being covered, they are honored. Think about it in simple terms-being copied by someone is the greatest honor, right? Same theory applies in music. In fact, oftentimes these artists are very for being sampled or covered. Public Enemy’s Chuck D has openly allowed people to sample his music and now it seems like any and every rapper uses a Public Enemy sample-Chuck D’s not sitting saying “Saul Williams isn’t good enough to sample my music!” He’s saying “Damn, these people are influenced by me enough to take a bit of my tune and using it in theirs!” And this is not hip-hop exclusive-it is just as relevant in rock. As I mentioned before Jimmy Page appeared on the track with Puff Daddy, so that means he approved of what Sean Combs was up to. And Queen guitarist Brian May made a comment after William Hung (of all people) covered “We Are the Champions” he said that he will allow anyone to cover Queen as long as they do it in a creative fashion. And honestly, do you think Steven Tyler and Ozzy Osbourne were upset to hear guys like Eminem and Lil’ Jon sampling them? Hell no! They were getting exposure from these artists who obviously appreciated them enough to sample them.
So to summarize, no artist is untouchable and no artist is perfect. Now I’m not going and saying that all artists are on the same level, but all artists are subject to being used as a form of inspiration for other artists-and if this means Lil’ Jon samples “Crazy Train” so be it. All of you leather clad metal heads just change the channel or station!
So the bottom line is this music lovers, don’t be close minded. You’ll come off as an ignorant jerk and you may hurt someones feelings. All music is equal (except for Grindcore and modern Country…just kidding) and no artist is immune to any treatment. That’s not too hard is it?

Please comment back with feedback and thoughts-all is appreciated.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

THE ULTIMATE CLUE ON!

Winch’s Listening Corner Entry 3:
The Ultimate Clue-On

Being a fan of music as a whole, and being a musician myself, I find there is no greater joy than using my own knowledge of music and genres to clue a friend into a band or musician. Over the past few years, with the aid of memory sticks, connected music libraries and crates full of CD’s, I’ve handed out a good share and done a good amount of cluing on. And I’ve been given my share of albums and have been clued on by my friends. Now, when people tell me about any particular artist, what usually hooks me is a brief explanation, or just comparing them to some other artist. And with that I’ve been given inspiration. In the next few minutes, I will give you a very quick “clue on” to 50 artists. A brief explanation, and a few guys to compare each one too. So, strap on your safety belts and get ready to go on a ca-razy ride!

(WRITERS NOTE: After looking through this completed list, I realize that I may offend some hardcore fans with my comparisons here. Please recognize the fact that I’m not trying to make people read this and say “Good bit on The Beatles!” but say “Hmmm…maybe I’ll give the Beatles the chance I never gave them.” Bottom line is this is not for the hardcore fans at all, but for the…how do you say it…n00bz.)

(I’ll start off with my personal favorites)
1. The Beatles- Every single band today is influenced by these guys, if you don’t at least give them a shot, you need to respect what they’ve done. If you like The Who, The Rolling Stones, or Bob Dylan, I’d listen to them.
2. Incubus- Probably the most musically versatile “pop” rock band. Incredible musicians, Boyd has an incredible voice, and these guys have evolved more than any other modern rock band out there. If you like Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311 or Deftones listen.
3. Devo- Don’t let “Whip It” be the base on your judgement of Devo, cause these guys combine mathematic and precise writing skills, with catchy, interesting riffs, not to mention they were quite controversial when they started off. If you like Gary Numan or They Might Be Giants check out Devo.
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers- One of the most musically talented popular rock acts today. A very well rounded band musically, with enough music to interest you for a while. If you like Primus, Incubus, or any of the 70’s Bass heavy funk listen to RHCP.
5. Primus- Humor and musical genius clash in this trio. Extremely overlooked by the big networks like Fuse and MTV, these guys are extremely influential in their genre and have changed the way the bass is looked at as an instrument. Similar artists are Mr. Bungle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Buckethead.
6. Beastie Boys- These guys have legitimately held their own in a genre dominated by another race for 20 years. Their original lyrics and rhyme flows make the Beasties stand out in a genre that seems extremely repetitive and has seemed to get more and more dull since it’s origin. If you like Eminem, Run- DMC or Public Enemy you’ll enjoy the Beasties.
7. Mr. Bungle- For those of us that skip songs every 10 seconds, Mr. Bungle is perfect, switching genres like its their job, this group lead by Mike Patton is a staple for any fans of anything abnormal and experimental. Similar artists include Estradasphere, The Mars Volta and Primus.
8. The Roots- One of the few mainstream hip hop “bands”. While other cats in the genre rely on machines to make the beats, the Roots have a full band to back MC Blackthought’s educated rhymes. If you like Jurassic 5, Mos Def, or Talib Kweli, these guys are right on target for you.
9. System of a Down- As these guys have gone on in their careers, they’ve gotten a lot smarter and more musical. Not just screaming anymore, SOAD now uses melodic vocal harmonies and intricate musicality to send their message to listeners. If you like Deftones, Rage Against the Machine or Korn, you’ll like these fellows.
10. Rage Against the Machine- The first huge rap-rock band. The grooves of the rhythm section combined with the politically charged vocals make for an emotional and original musical experience. If you like Primus, System of a Down or Audioslave, check out Rage.
11. Cake- A funky, original and enjoyable band, Cake draws in listeners with original vocal stylings and catchy bass licks. An interesting band that stands out among bland rock bands. Similar artists include Beck and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
12. Weezer- Pop and emotion in one band! Credited for making ‘emo’ popular, Weezer uses catchy guitar riffs and sing-along lyrics to woo listeners. Similar artists include Jimmy Eat World, Beck and Green Day.
(Now for some more obscure bands and artists)

13. Public Enemy- The first politically charged hip-hop group, the pressing lyrics of Chuck D combined with the humor and over-the-top antics of Flavor Flav make for an original listening experience. Similar artists include Run-DMC, N.W.A. and the Beastie Boys.
14. Andrew W.K.- Extremely high-energy music, A.W.K. has extremely simple lyrics and music that gets listeners pumped up and ready to rock. A very fun musical experience if you’re not thinking “This is simple and stupid!” Take it for what it is! If you like Deftones and Green Day, Andrew will make you smile.
15. RX Bandits- Once a ska band, these guys have taken a more progressive and original sound. With a good message and an incredibly emotional singer, RX Bandits are sure to get you thinking and tapping your foot. Similar artists are Less Than Jake and The Mars Volta.
16. Smashing Pumpkins- This well documented rock band has roller coaster like albums, with straight up rock tracks, to soothing songs with large string sections adding textures and emotion. One of the best bands to come out of the 90’s. Similar artists include Stone Temple Pilots and Soundgarden.
17. Chronic Future- This is what happens when you successfully combine pop punk and hip-hop. A very well made hybrid band, Chronic Future rocks out with an unparalleled sound. If you like Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit or Rage Against the Machine, check out these guys.
18. Bela Fleck and the Flecktones- Fusion, jazz and funk all in one package. The Flecktones have all mastered their instruments and perform original tracks that highlight each member, and show off their ability to click as a group. Similar artists include Victor Wooten’s Soul Circus, Jaco Pastoreus and Herbie Hancock.
19. Buckethead- One of the best shredders who is not afraid to leave the realm of guitar tapping and screeching. With his latest album “Enter the Chicken,” Buckethead has done anything and everything to show off his diversity while still holding the title of the most original shredder in the business. If you like Primus, System of a Down or Parliament, Buckethead will tickle your fancy.
20. K-Os- This fellow successfully hops from rock to hip hop and everything in between without causing any sort of stir. Original sound, beats and production help make K-Os stand out in a genre where everything sounds more and more the same. Similar artists include The Roots, Jurassic 5 and even a bit of John Mayer.
21. Deadsy- This synth-heavy numetal band uses heavy distortion and blaring keys to take a different look at the metal genre. They also tap into their roots, covering the likes of Rush’s “Tom Sawyer” and The Rolling Stones’ “Paint it Black”. If you listen to Korn, Deftones, or Limp Bizkit check out Deadsy.
22. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien- Cousin of hip-hop legend Ice Cube, Del writes rhymes that play off like no other hip-hopper. These rhymes are backed with original beats that keep listeners interested. Check out Del if you like MF Doom, Heiroglyphics, or Mos Def.
23. John Mayer Trio- This “side project” was the first the world saw of Mayer’s evolution from an acoustic pop singer to an educated musician. Mayer’s heavily trained guitar skills are put on display alongside bassist Pino Palladino and drummer Steve Jordan. Similar artists include Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Jimi Hendrix Experience and John Butler Trio.
24. Men, Women, and Children- MW&C add a dash of techno/dance to rock in order to produce a completely original sound. Combining electronic drumbeats and keyboards with a live band proves to work with these guys. Similar artists include Peeping Tom, Maroon 5 and RX Bandits.
25. Oysterhead- This super-group made up of Primus bassist Les Claypool, Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio, and Police drummer Stuart Copeland funk things up with their original psychadelic-funk hybrid. Each musician adds equally to the equation, making for a well-rounded musical experience. If you’re into The Grateful Dead, Phish, or Primus, check out Oysterhead.
26. The Raconteurs- Jack White’s newest project replaces the weakness of Meg White’s drumming skills and the lack of a full band, and does so in a way that makes Stripes-haters go “Wow, he is good.” Their blues/rock sound gives both the feel of an older blues band with the originality of a newer rock band. Similar artists include (newer) Bob Dylan, John Butler Trio, and The Hives.
27. Reverend Horton Heat- Known by many for their song “Psychobilly Freakout” on Guitar Hero II, Reverend Horton Heat has been a rockabilly mainstay for many years. Combining the pluck-along guitars of country and bluegrass with the attitude and edge of 90’s post-punk, the Rev. gets the job done in a cool way. If you like Oysterhead, X and Y, check out these fellows.
28. White Zombie- Although Rob Zombie is now a metal icon, he was once a newcomer looking for his niche, and White Zombie is where he found it. They take the grit of metal and give it a pyschadelic twist that some with Rob had stuck with into his solo career. Similar artists include Rob Zombie, Korn and Black Sabbath.
29. That One Guy- That One Guy created his own instrument dubbed “The Magic Pipe,” which in actuality is two metal pipes connected, each with one upright bass string, the pipe is also covered with drum pads, and TOG carries a cowbell pedal and snare drum along. This solo experience mixes looped effects and the originality of the pipe itself. Similar artists include Mr. Bungle, Primus and Buckethead.
30. Rahzel- The king of beat-boxing, Rahzel’s music is mostly a way for him to show off how well he can mimic sounds without the aid of any machines. Although his album features produced beats, the Rahzel experience is present throughout. If you enjoy The Roots, Peeping Tom, and Fatboy Slim, listen to Rahzel.
31. The Good, The Bad and The Queen- This UK supergroup made up of ex-Clash bassists Paul Simonon, Blur/Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn, Verve guitar player Simon Tong and afrobeat drummer Tony Allen is successful due to its laid back music. Combined with the extremely high quality production of Danger Mouse, TGTB&TQ are a band that are most definitely worth the listen if you like Blur, The Doors or K-Os.
32. The Darkness- Another band that shouldn’t be judged by their big hit. These guys all rock on their instruments and the vocals of Justin Hawkins just tear through any stereo system. Similar artists are Jet, Queen and Led Zeppelin.
33. Lady Sovereign- The Queen of the UK’s ‘grime’ movement, the SOV combines original, up-tempo beats with humorous lyrics. Still young, she has a lot of room to evolve and grow as the years go. Similar artists include The Streets, Eminem and Dizee Rascal.
34. Big D and the Kids Table- This aggressive Boston based ska band is known throughout the ska scene as one of the prominent bands in the genre. Take Less Thank Jake or Reel Big Fish and make them mean jerks, and that’s what you get from Big D. Similar artists include the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less Than Jake and Spring Heeled Jack.
35. Mike Falzone- Slated from my hometown of Stratford CT, Mike Falzone takes acoustic pop/rock and adds in a hint of hip hop in the production stage. A unique sound, and a promising future make Falzone stand out over the rest of the open mic crowd. Similar artists include (early) John Mayer, Jack Johnson and Jonnie Proud.
36. Danger Doom- This duo of M.F. Doom and DJ Dangermouse made their LP “The Mouse and The Mask” for the cats at Adult Swim, and it really is awesome. The quality of the lyrics and production, combined with the humor of Adult Swim interludes makes Danger Doom a worthwhile listen. Check out Danger Doom if you dig Del, Jurassic 5 and Talib Kweli.
37. Patent Pending- Hailing from Long Island, these guys have made a name for themselves opening for the likes of Gym Class Heroes and Matisyahu. They combine pop punk with ska and a little bit of screamo. It’s tough to compare these guys to anybody, so just give them a listen.
38. Black Star- The combined hip-hop power of Mos Def and Talib Kweli shine in this record that made them the stars they are now. While both men have gained quite the followings at solo artists, this debut is what opened that door for them. Check out Black Star if you dig The Roots, Jurassic 5 or either Mos or Talib’s solo stuff.
39. Beck- Although Beck is relatively well known and respected throughout the alternative community, he is overlooked by many casual music fans. I feel that Beck is just a fountain of musical genius, he has made punk, pop, and hip hop albums over the past decade and a half and has done it well. And that’s a tough thing to do. Check out Beck, no matter who you like, there’s some Beck for you.
40. Flogging Molly- Another relatively well known group, Flogging Molly takes punk music and tosses in traditional Irish instrumentation for what is a very cool and fun music experience. Similar artists include Dropkick Murphy’s, Green Day, and The Tossers.
41. Gym Class Heroes- I know you’ve all heard “Cupid’s Chokehold” by now, and maybe some of you have gone and picked up As Cruel As School Children, but how many of you have gone back and listened to their first major album? If you want to hear some solid tracks, and only one “emo/rap” hybrid, check out their other stuff, a good band nonetheless though. If you like any Fall Out Boy, The Roots or K-Os you will enjoy G.C.H.
42. Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band- This bluesy rock group had a hit in the mid nineties with “Blue on Black” which you may have heard on your local classic rock station. Shame the radio doesn’t play more of Kenny’s rockin’ stuff, because it really is cool and good. If you like Jimi Hendrix, newer John Mayer, and Stevie Ray Vaughn listen to Kenny.
43. Phantom Planet- Known for performing the song “California” which was used as the theme to The O.C, Phantom Planet is a very diverse sounding indie band. The mixing on their self titled album adds to their very crunchy ad straightforward sound. Similar artist would be The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand and Modest Mouse.
44. Pitchshifter- This U.K. group didn’t really hit it off too well in the states, however a handful of their tracks made it on the Twisted Metal 3 soundtrack. They take electronic beats and layer them over aggressive guitars and thought provoking lyrics. If you like Marilyn Manson, Deadsy, or Nine Inch Nails definitely check out Pitchshifter.
45. The Presidents of the United States of America- They had two minor hits in the 90’s with “Lump” and “Peaches” but the Presidents have a really cool sound that no one else seems to be able to touch. The guitarist and bassist don’t actually play a guitar and a bass, but their own hybrid instruments, the guitbass and basstar. Check out The Presidents if you like Primus or Phish (I’m on a roll with these P’s).
46. Return to Forever- This 70’s prog group formed by keyboard legend Chick Correa took fusion and progressive music and combined it with medieval themes to create the album The Romantic Warrior. A staple in progressive music’s history, RTF puts their brain into their kickin’ tunes. Check out these cats if you dig Weather Report or Herbie Hancock.
47. RJD2- This funky DJ serves up some really cool beats and turns them into legitimately good 3-5 minute tracks. Although they may sound better with lyrics behind them, they are still cool background tracks for any intense car ride or crazy chase you may find yourself involved in. If you like The Streets, Fatboy Slim or The X-Ecutioners, you should give RJD2 a try.
48. The Streets- a.k.a Mike Skinner, The Streets are a one man barrage that brought the grime movement to the UK’s mainstream music rotation. With spoken word lyrics that are funny, emotional and to be simple good, and self made beats, The Streets stand out in a genre defined by sampling other peoples music. Similar artist include Lady Sovereign, Dizzee Rascal and Eminem.
49. They Might Be Giants- This nerdy rock band is simply awesome. I wish I knew more about their pasts, but all I can say is that they are a very fun musical experience, that can be enjoyed by people of all ages. It’s tough to compare TMBG to anyone, but if I had to, I’d say some of Primus’ more toned down stuff, Devo and Gary Numan.
50. William Shatner- Captain Kirk made an album back in his heyday with fellow Trek cast member Leonard Nimoy, and after a long lapse from the music biz, he returned with the Ben Folds produced Has Been. It is a goofy album that pokes fun at Shatners, and at the same time actually has some damned good tracks. If you like Ben Folds, Star Trek, and stupid pop culture things then Shatner’s music career is something you’ll dig.

And I've got more in my head!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Listening Corner #2: Mix Tape 101

When you go out for a drive with your friends, do you get tired of the same old songs on the radio? Do you wish that you could be in control of what you listen to from start to finish? Well make a mixtape! Don’t know how? Well you’ve come to the right place! I will try to make the process of a making a mix of playlist easy so that everyone can be burning 5 star mixes in no time at all!

I’ll be breaking it down into steps that should be relatively easy to follow. Also, I am assuming all of you readers have a broad range of music you listen to, if you don’t than I fear you may not benefit from these tips. Your fault for being so close minded. So let us get started then.

1. Starting Off- One very easy way of hooking someone into a mix or playlist is how you start it. If you open your mix with a song that has no energy or lacks a clear hook you can be automatically destined for disaster. This is the time in the mix to put a song that has 100% energy throughout. Something that will make listeners shake their head and nod along. My personal favorite mix starter is Dick Dale and the Deltones “Misirlou,” the simple reason being that it kicks off with energy and is consistent with it. Also, the Pulp Fiction soundtrack offers a few seconds of dialogue before the song starts, so it kind of preps you for the energy about to ensue. Anything that just launches people into the CD.
2. Artist Dominance- I’ve noticed that a lot of mixes fail because they are overloaded with the same artist. One thing that a good mix does is make listeners say “This is good, what band is this?” or say “I like these guys.” When I make a mix it never has the same artist appear more than once, now this can be hard to do since a lot of bands have multiple songs that are good. But you can show off you’re musical knowledge if you simply avoid repeating artists. Don’t put that second Doors song on the mix if you know none of your friends have listened to TV On the Radio.
3. Genre Dominance- This is a really easy one to avoid if you have a big library of music. Don’t put the same basic genre back to back. Now this isn’t as broad as say going in a Rock-Hip Hop-Rock-Hip Hop order. It can be whittled down to not making the mix go Pop punk-Pop punk-Metal. Mix up the genre order, it keeps the sound fresh. If you have too much of the same genre it can get tiring, and once someone gets bored of the mix for a legitimate reason like too much of the same thing, you know you’ve made a bad mix, or at least organized it badly. Make track one classic rock, track two hip hop, track three progressive, track four classic rock, track five pop punk. It’s not a hard concept to grasp.
4. Make it fun- Put on something funny to break between the tunes. Give the listener a quick laugh before giving them another good track. TV show bits from like the Simpsons and Seinfeld, or comedian bits are great. Or you can just put a track that’s an inside joke or something. Anything that will crack a smile is good. This is the place where Mitch Hedberg can be used incredibly well.
5. Clue in the listeners, but not too much- If you listen to music that your friends don’t put some tracks from those artists on the mix if you think they will go over well. If none of your friends like metal, don’t try to clue them into Killswitch Engage. But if you know your friend likes The Hives but they’ve never listened to The Strokes, put on a Strokes song. But don’t overkill this idea. Don’t make the mix 20 songs that nobody has ever heard. Make it something like 50/50, so listeners can sing along and also get clued into new artists or genres.
6. Listen to your mix- This one is another one that’s really simple. Listen to the CD you’ve made before you put it to use. If you’re making a CD or playlist for a party you’re throwing, REMEMBER haste makes waste. If you make your mix and send it out 10 minutes later you could have made some bad mistakes. I make my mixes about a week in advance and just shuffle through it on my way to class. And if I go “eh, I dunno how this song fits,” I pull it and look for another one that fits the bill. Refine it so it’s perfect before you put it out there. I know if I put out my first drafts of mixes I would not be very happy with my own outcome.
7. Make sure the mix isn’t turned off- With iPods out nowadays, it’s really easy for a friend to simply unplug your tunes and put in theirs. If people disagree with three of the first five tracks of your mix and ask to change it don’t let them! Your mix is a work of your art!
8. Don’t be afraid to take a chance- If you feel like the mix is solid, but you’re not sure that all of the potential listeners will like it go out on a limb and try. If you are worried about one track, and you are confidant about every other there is no reason not to take a chance.
9. Be aware of your audience- If you’re going to have your playlist playing in the car for some long drive, make sure you’re not going to offend anyone with what you have on the mix. This is another really easy one, don’t put on songs that are offensive to a certain race, and if you have some uptight people, don’t put overly profane tracks on.
10. End it well- This step is similar to the very first step. All you need to do is end with a bang. It doesn’t need be a big bang, just make it a good ending. The perfect mix ender is “The End” by the Beatles. It packs some energy that makes the listener tap their foot, and then slows down and ends on a nice open chord with a nice last line to leave the listeners satisfied. A song that ends quietly can make the listeners go “Man, that was a good ending” and that’s what you want now isn’t it?

So that’s it! It’s not too hard to follow. Hopefully I gave you some good advice. If you have any ideas or methods that you use feel free to leave them. Until next time…

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Entry One: College Music Fans

My name is David Winchell and I am currently in my second semester at Hofstra University. I’ve been playing guitar since I was in the fourth grade and bass guitar since the seventh. So I’ve been exposed to music for many years. I’ve played gigs and recorded with a total of seven different musical groups since my sophomore year of high school, most notably the ska/punk band Three Years Accident Free. But towards the end of the span with TYAF I started listening to a much broader range of music. I went from listening to popular indie bands like Franz Ferdinand and The Strokes and local ska bands to branching out with bands like Primus, Faith No More and some hip-hop. As time went on my taste kept growing and I added a more eclectic variety of artists to my music collection. So, I waited anxiously to get to college so I would meet a lot of people that appreciated the wide range that I listened to. To make a story that has been going on for too long short, I was extremely disappointed when I arrived at Hofstra.
Although there are a small handful of people that listen to a lot of the bands and artists I like, most of the people I have encountered have a very small listening range, and have no intent of adding more variety to it. In high school I complained at the number of kids that preached about the music they loved, whether it be through numerous Blink 182 T-Shirts, or the extremely rare case of wearing a backpack equipped with speakers blasting Cradle of Filth at full blast through the halls, or the people that would have “If you bash my music I will kill you!” on their myspaces. I thought to myself ‘once I get to college I won’t have to deal with this anymore.’ Little did I know that I would be dealing with it on a much greater level. For the most part, the people I’ve met here have taken that same mentality that all the kids had in high school and blown it up to some unhealthy level. Some of my friends have openly bashed bands I listen to because of their level of mainstream success or because they aren’t ‘heavy’ enough, or my favorite, that the bands I like are ‘gay.’ Now, I don’t expect people to like everything I like, but to insult the music I listen to without good reason is just ignorant. Saying that a band like Yellowcard sucks because 12 year old girls listen to them is pretty much saying that the Beatles suck too. Do these classic rock junkies realize that the Beatles were the equivolent of today’s Fall Out Boy? I mean the Beatles were sugar pop, and to say that pop punk bands nowadays are for pussies and then go pop in “Can’t Buy Me Love” is one of the most hypocritical things anyone can do.
Now at this point, some of you who don’t know me may be asking yourselves ‘what kind of music does this kid listen to?’ and the answer is relatively simple. I listen to music that evokes emotions in me. I listen to simple rock bands like Andrew WK and The Hives because it makes me excited, it puts me in a good mood quick. I listen to experimental bands like Mr. Bungle and the newer RX Bandits because it makes me think about the limits a musician has. I listen to hip hop like Beastie Boys and The Roots because it makes me nod my head, and it puts emphasis on the poetry written by the emcees. So, if music does something good to me I will like it.
So back onto the subject, the lack of a mind among college music fans. Although I have met some kids that can listen to N.W.A’s “Gangsta Gangsta” and follow it with “Paint it Black” 75% of the kids here have their heads up their asses. And it’s not only as far as what they listen to, it’s what they classify as what. So many kids think that every rock band that is played on MTV is ‘emo’. I may not be a huge fan of the genre, but I know for a fact that calling My Chemical Romance emo is like calling The Jungle a book about the wildlife in Africa. These people judge by singles and images, yet they don’t realize that producers and record executives hand pick the songs they want to promote as singles. So if “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” sounds a bit emo, people automatically assume that the rest of the album consists of the guys crying about their ex’s. And just to clarify, a kid that wears tight jeans and listens to Death Cab is not the only kind of ‘scene’ kid out there. The kids that wear a leather jacket, a Metallica shirt and have shoulder length hair are part of the metal scene, and the kids with checkered shoes and belts and Reel Big Fish hoodies are part of the ska scene. So really, people just need to stop talking about what they don’t know.
Another small point, do you know how many people vocalize their hatred for country and then listen to Johnny Cash? It doesn’t matter if he’s the only country artist you like, he’s country and he’s good, so you can’t hate country and listen to “Ring of Fire” and “Boy Named Sue.”
So to summarize, I would really appreciate it if people stopped talking shit about the music I like without knowing a thing or two about it. I don’t talk shit about the music you like if you don’t like it without knowing a thing or two about it. I didn’t youtube Panic! At The Disco and listen to one song and say “They sucked!” I listened to the whole album and said “They are trying to be a smart Fall Out Boy, but all they are doing is copying them with more instruments.” And even though some Panic may disagree, that is my opinion and I have made it after doing some work. If there is a band that I’ve seen on the music channels that I don’t like I say “I don’t like what I’ve heard” until I have enough info to make a legitimate call. So really all I’m asking is for people to stop judging these artists by two or three songs and start looking at the big picture. How would you all feel if everyone said your favorite band sucked because of one song?