Friday, March 26, 2010

Wrestlemania XXVI Predictions

Just wanted to come on here and give my reviews for Sunday's Wrestlemania Pay Per View. Usually I try and avoid talking WWE on this blog, as TNA and Ring of Honor seem a bit more okay for a 21 year old male to watch. Granted I don't actually watch WWE regularly, but I still feel as though my opinion is valid. So here are my predictions for the biggest night of wrestling...

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Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix vs. Vickie Guerrero, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Layla and Alicia Fox
Winner: Eve, Kelly, Mickie, Gail, Beth
Reason: They're collectively hotter than the other team.

Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk
Stipulation: If Punk wins, Mysterio is forced to join the Straight Edge Society
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Reason: They would never have Rey join Punk's awesome Straight Edge Society. Punk's bad guy gimmick is so over and they need to have the good guy beat him. This may be match of the night if treated properly.

Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Ted DiBiase
Winner: Ted DiBiase
Reason: Orton doesn't need the victory and Cody isn't over enough. I would love it if Cody won, because I think he has more charisma and in ring ability than Ted, but putting Ted over on this stage could move him to the level he needs to be at.

Triple H vs. Sheamus
Winner: Sheamus
Reason: Triple H only puts over people he likes, and Sheamus is an Irish version of him. It'd be pointless to have Triple H win, I mean it's possible, but I think even the Game himself knows Sheamus needs to get over to seem legitimate.

ShowMiz (c) (Big Show and the Miz) vs. John Morrison and R-Truth
Stipulation: WWE Unified Tag Team Championships on the line.
Winner: ShowMiz
Reason: Morrison and R-Truth were thrown together so they don't have to be in the Money in the Bank match. ShowMiz have potential.

Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon
Stipulation: No hold barred
Winner: Vince McMahon
Reason: I think this is what will happen; Vince screws Bret yet again and wins the match and then all of the good guys will destroy Vince and Bret will get his moment.

Christian vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kane vs. Matt Hardy vs. Jack Swagger vs. M.V.P. vs. Drew McEntyre vs. Evan Bourne vs. Kofi Kingston
Stipulation: Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Winner: #1 Choice Christian #2 Choice Matt Hardy
Reason: Not many people in this match actually seem to have the legitimacy to gain the victory. Matt and Christian have both proven themselves as ECW Champions and I think are over enough to deserve a shot. If not either of them Kofi Kingston will win. Expect the 10 guys to make this match really spot heavy obviously, but it won't have much time to focus on each man.

Batista (c) vs. John Cena
Stipulation: WWE Championship match
Winner: Cena
Reason: This match will be mad boring. The good guy wins, Batista gets a year older.

The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
Stipulation: Taker's streak vs. Michael's career
Winner: HBK
Reason: They won't make him retire. Undertaker is closer to that door than Shawn.

Chris Jericho (c) vs. Edge
Stipulation: WWE Heavyweight Championship match
Winner: Jericho
Reason: Edge is hot off coming back from his injury, but Jericho has never had his "Wrestlemania moment" and this is his chance. Also, I think this feud has the potential to keep going for another few months and this is a good starting point.

That's it.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Review: Gorillaz-Plastic Beach

Let us take a time machine back some years to 2001. I was in eighth grade and had heard about a cartoon band that played a song called “Clint Eastwood,” At the time I would listen to any rock band I was told to by my peers and the great Total Request Live, so I went on Napster and downloaded the song and liked it. I didn’t understand any of the lyrical content, but it was pretty cool. A few weeks later I went to the mall and bought the self titled album, reveling in the fact that a 13 year old managed to buy a CD with an Explicit Lyrics sticker without getting carded or thrown out of F.Y.E. (I still think that the two F bombs on that album don't warrant a sticker) I listened to “Clint” along with the other single “Rock The House” but never really appreciated the album as a whole; I mean lets look at what was in my CD collection at that juncture. I can literally tell you every CD I owned at that point and I will; I had Let it Be and Magical Mystery Tour, Sum 41’s All Killer No Filler, Weezer’s Green Album, U.K. industrial band Pitchshifter’s www.pitchshifter.com, and Cartoon Network’s Brak Presents the Brak Album Starring Brak. So of course at this point in time I had no idea what I was getting myself into. My young brain couldn’t fathom hip hop or Britpop, so I would skip to “Clint” and “Rock the House” and then eject the CD and carry on with my day. So as the years passed and I learned more about music in general, my appreciation for the Gorillaz as well as Damon Albarn’s other works grew exceedingly. Demon Days has been consistently in my driving only CD book since I’ve had my license and I was lucky enough to see Albarn alongside Paul Simonon and other famous people with The Good, The Bad and The Queen back in my freshman year of college. With all of that in mind, you can imagine the amount of joy I was in when I heard Plastic Beach was coming out...

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The "Experience Edition"

The album’s “Orchestral Intro” does for this album what the grim “You are now entering the harmonic room...” did for Demon Days, it opens the door for the audience to enter into the artificially wonderful world of Plastic Beach. The next track, the aptly named “Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach” shows just how uppity and over produced the Beach really is. Toting a prominent guest spot from Snoop Dogg, arguably one of our days most “plastic” rappers who doesn't have the price tag of a Jay-Z or Lil Wayne. To me Snoop’s appearance comes off as a bit forced, Albarn has connections to several great rappers, some of which appear later on the album, but really? Snoop Dogg? How great would it have been to start the album with a returning verse from Del Tha Funky Homosapien? Del’s voice lends itself well to the sound Albarn wants, not to mention the check would be much smaller than that of the multi-platinum Dogg. But Snoop aside, the tracks quirky synths and tweaked vocals from Albarn make for a great introduction.

“White Flag,” the next track, features a smoothly layered beat from The National Orchestra For Arab Music alongside rappers Bashy and Kano, with no lyrical contributions from Albarn himself. The synth-pop drum machine loops compliment the layers of strings and flutes incredibly well. Following “White Flag” is “Rhinestone Eyes,” which may be the best track on the album. Albarn resumes the role of lead singer while punchy drum kicks behind the catchiest synth line I’ve heard in a long time. This track truly encompasses Albarn’s desire to truly innovatively combine hip hop, pop and rock. While it doesn’t tote heavy guitars, rap, or a catchy chorus, the laid back vocals, head nodding musicals and heavy bass get the job done. The next two tracks had been leaked weeks earlier, and feel much more at home and relevant in the context of the album rather than standalone songs. Following “Rhinestone” the 80’s synthesized bass and drums of “Stylo” drone over and over. At first I found the song boring, especially considering the miniscule role Mos Def plays. However, the incredibly abstract Bobby Womack breathes life into the repetitive track. “Superfast Jellyfish” the next track, with “Feel Good Inc.” alums De La Soul reappearing, is another one of the albums highlights. The layers come in gradually and effectively, with Albarn singing a fun hook that is reminiscent of the aforementioned “Feel Good Inc.” and “Clint Eastwood” however talking about eating jellyfish is a tad awkward, even for the Gorillaz standards. “Empire Ants” is a relaxing next track, showing us another more serene side of the Beach. Even when the drums and bass kick two and a half minutes into the song, this track serves as a bit of a cool down, and a really funky one too.

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“Glitter Freeze” starts thumping with a Muse-like bass line with jumpy keyboards and keeps on layering them over and over for the mostly instrumental track, which almost acts as a beginning to Act II of the album. “Some Kind of Nature” follows up with the lazy vocals of Lou Reed over happy instrumentals. While I’m not a fan of The Velvet Underground or Reed’s solo work, I must say that his vocals are rather underwhelming. He seems to trot along waiting for Albarn to come in and bring the hook in each chorus. When they finally start trading the vocals back and forth things get more interesting, but just as with Snoop Dogg, I feel as though the guest spot could’ve been shelled out to a more deserving, lesser-known name. The 80’s ballad-esque “On Melancholy Hill” is another fun track, although it is a bit forgettable. It’s a harmless track, but I can’t deny it’s catchy. The next song, “Broken,” is in the same vain. It’s not going to be one of the songs that goes down in the history books as one of Damon’s greatest, but it is good within the context of Plastic Beach.

The Mos Def driven “Sweepstakes” is another one of those tracks I can’t quite wrap my head around. I love the chaotic music, but I think Mos delivers some of the weakest stuff we’ve heard from him. The song pushes in at over 5 minutes, which is a bit of a feat for a rapper, and the constant repetition of the songs title is really off putting, especially at this point of the album. I don’t feel like a winner, regardless of how many times Mos Def says I am. However, following “Sweepstakes” is one of the albums greatest tracks. “Plastic Beach” features former Clash members Mick Jones and Paul Simonon along with Damon delivering cool lyrics. While the musical contributiones don’t scream “THE CLASH WAS HERE!” the thumping bass is certainly reminiscent of The Good, The Bad and The Queen. “To Binge” is another one of those sort of forgettable tracks, good but not great.

“Cloud of Unknowing” brings back Bobby Womack, who seems so genuine when singing along to the slower track that for once doesn’t kick in with drums and bass. It is a truly unique point of the album that Womack more or less gives himself. And the albums closing track “Pirate Jet” contains all the elements that made the rest of the album great, synthesizers layered above dub style bass with Albarn singing harmonies over himself. It is a good closer, it’s a great sendoff to the over produced world of Plastic Beach.

So overall, the album is good. To say it’s as good as Demon Days is an overstatement, but as an album, there is certainly some purpose to what is going on. My problems come in three places here. Number one is the fact that while the synth lines are catchy and fun, they are abused to no end on this album. I understand it’s all part of the concept, but on both prior Gorillaz albums, there is no such repeating musical theme, and that’s what makes them two classic albums! My second complaint is the abundance of guest spots from big musical names. While they don’t entirely detract from the overall product, they don’t do much to add to it. The best guest spots are from prior collaborators and lesser known acts. What I loved about the prior records was the way the Albarn took lesser known people and put them on a pedestal, giving them the most exposure some of them have ever had. Del the Funky Homosapien and MF Doom have never seen such prominent sales numbers as on their Gorillaz tracks and Damon brought De La Soul back into the limelight after they had been underground for several years. I don’t listen to Gorillaz because of the guest stars, I listen because I love Damon Albarn’s songwriting. And while it is certainly very much sound on Plastic Beach, the overflow of big names detracts from the product. And while it can be argued that the guest list is meant to compliment the plastic theme of the album, I think it’s plastic enough musically. My last complaint is that on the prior two albums, I felt as though I was in the world of 2-D, Russel, Murdoch and Noodle, but on this I feel like I am alongside Damon Albarn. I don't feel as swept into the world of these 4 characters as I once did, maybe it's because I'm older and I watched the making of DVD, or maybe it's because the characterization isn't as important as it once was.

All in all Plastic Beach is a good album, and at this point of the year, a contender for the best. But alongside Damon Albarn’s other works with Gorillaz, Blur and other side projects, this album isn’t the greatest.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

To Health!

So I'm taking this class called "Fitness For Life" and it's sort of a pointless easy 2 credits that you get by working out. I've been in the class for 2-3 weeks now and we still haven't filled out our "Fitness Prescriptions" or whatever we are doing, but bottom line is your boy DW needs to get fit.

One thing that struck me right off the bat was my professor saying "Tell people your goals because you'll feel like you have to stick to your word" and I thought of Kanye West's short book of wisdom Thank You and You're Welcome and how in that book he said people dislike him for making outrageous claims, but by making said outrageous claims he has to do all within his power to live up to them. With this in mind, I open this up to the readers of this blog.

I am going to get in shape.

I said I'd stop eating potato chips on twitter at the beginning of the semester and I haven't had them since then. But I found the loophole in Doritos (which do have 10 less calories per serving, but in the long run they are still bad) and for Lent (and hopefully onward) I have given up Doritos. So now, I realize that I want to stick to my word.

SO blog readers, your job is to merely read this. Since I have said it I will now do all in my power to get healthy, and that doesn't mean give up junk food completely, just make it a reward rather than a crutch!

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Well at least I have a cool mustache.

THANK YOU FRIENDS AND LETS HOPE I CAN DO THIS!

Friday, January 29, 2010

More TNA Talk

Okay, I figured there's nothing wrong with these brief rants about things. That's what blogging is about right?

I have one HUGE problem with the new direction TNA has. I don't mind the square ring, I don't mind the fact that the ramp goes right into the ring, whatever that's all fine. My problem with TNA is the fact that they try to put Hogan and Bischoff over as a team, but Hogan is so clearly trying to be a top face and Bischoff is trying to act like a heel. To me it's pretty clear that Hogan should go heel in TNA. He is the reason all of these people no one wants to see are in TNA, why not run with that? He tried to "out-face" the founder Jeff Jarrett on January 4th and failed miserably, maybe he should've thought to himself, "I will sell t-shirts regardless, maybe I could go heel and put all of these originals over!" But no, Hogan continually tries to make it like he's the good guy...

We'll see how this plays out as the weeks go by. I don't like Sean Morely around, nor do I like Orlando Jordan. The Nasty Boys are fat, old pieces of trash, but I do want to see Team 3D beat them, so I'll let them stay. Rumors are Jeff Hardy isn't even sticking around, I'd like Shannon Moore to though. Hardy doesn't have huge drawing power it seems, I feel like the WWE had the resources to really put him over, and TNA has this laundry list of main eventers and they think they can just let Jeff hang on the under card. I think he is a valuable asset, but I also think that he doesn't have what it takes to actually perform to the level of Kurt Angle, Ken Anderson, A.J. Styles, Chris Daniels, Samoa Joe perform at. But if TNA can hook him in, promote the holy hell out of his presence, and keep the heavyweight title off of him I think they should do that.

Oh, and I think that Brian Kendrick and Generation Me (a.k.a. ROH's Young Bucks) are doing great. Look at Kendrick in this clip...



Kendrick has this distinct character yet he still brings a certain ruthlessness to the ring that I really like. He's like 150 pounds and he still manages to come off as somewhat of a threat. It's awesome.

More Kendrick, less Bischoff please.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

See You Later, Coco!

Hello community! Hope you've all had a lovely few days since my last post.

I just wanted to get on here and post my thoughts on the whole Leno/Conan situation. Call me cliche at this juncture, but as a male of Irish descent looking to get into the television industry, you can more or less guess what the following few paragraphs will be.

I remember as far back as high school, probably earlier, when NBC aired Late Night the next evening (I think it was on at 5 PM?) on Comedy Central I would watch Conan O'Brien. Little did I know how involved he was in some of my favorite Simpsons episodes, but all of that aside I began to more or less idolize this fellow after a few episodes.

In second grade I was asked to write down what my dream job would be. I wrote down almost instinctively that I wanted to be a stand up comedian, wrote the entire page paper or however long it was and then realized that no second grade in their right mind should've written something of that nature. My rationale was that I enjoyed making people laugh and I'd love to make a career out of it. It wasn't until I started watching those Conan episodes that I really was finally able to admit that while I was young, that I was correct in my personal assumption. And to this day making people laugh is probably the most fun I can have on my own. It's a bit of a crutch, especially when I'm around people that are hard to please, but I cope.

But me aside, I think Jay Leno acted like a son of a bitch. I watched a video recently from back when he announced his "departure" where he said that he didn't want to be a 60 year old hosting The Tonight Show, and now he's coming back...to me that is absolutely unfair. Conan moved his staff, his family, and his entire life to Los Angeles for what was rightfully his, The Tonight Show and after a rough 7 months the network pulled the plug. Let's not forget how long it took Conan to get over as the host of Late Night...

And now Conan is gone from NBC, a company he thanked tonight, and I can't help but feel like the company I will soon be interning for, a company that I admitted to dreaming about working for my entire life, is really letting one of the funniest people alive leave because a 60 year old man can conjure better ratings (and this is only the short term, can Leno really be expected to last another 10-15 years?)?

I don't know...I can patiently wait until September for Conan to get a new gig together I suppose. I can just not turn on the TV until Fallon starts (I do watch Fallon, don't hate) or I can get in shape by vomiting my insides out watching Jay Leno slide back onto a show he clearly doesn't belong in.

You know what, I do need to get in shape. Leno, thank you for disgusting me!

And I know this is probably riddled with grammar errors, I just wanted to get a few things off of my chest before this subject becomes irrelevant, which by my count should be in about 25 minutes.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

WTF TNA?

I keep starting to write TNA critiques and then Impact comes on and something drastically different happens that makes me have to go back and re-write and so on and so fourth so basically I'm not getting anything done.

But let me just give a few thoughts on TNA's recent actions.

-Getting the 4 sided ring back is dumb. I understand it may be considered more legitimate, but one of the things that made TNA instantly recognizable was the 6 sided ring. The "Six Sides of Steel" made a cage match sound a whole lot more flashy than it actually is.
-Adding The Nasty Boys, Sean "Val Venis" Morely, Orlando Jordan, and The Band (X-Pac, Scott Hall) to the roster only means that TNA has more checks to cash and none of these men will do anything to draw ratings.
-The new Hulk Hogan shirt (http://shoptna.com/hulk-hogan---change.aspx) is awesome.
-Brian Kendrick and Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson are two of the best free agents for TNA to get. The only problem is that putting Kendrick in the X division truly takes him away from being that one little guy with big enough balls to make it in the heavyweight division. Kennedy is just great. Makes me wish Umaga hadn't passed away. He would've been a great addition.
-It's good to see that TNA is pulling some of the "main eventers" who don't deserve their spot down. Bobby Lashley, Samoa Joe, Kevin Nash, Hernandez and Fairfield CT's own Matt Morgan all have their special talents to offer, but the main event is too cluttered as it is, so they will all have their time.
-TNA needs a hardcore division. Stevie Richards, Raven, Rhino, Team 3D, Abyss, and Mick Foley aren't really good enough to get over on their wrestling abilities alone, so making a hardcore title would really stick it to WWE's TVPG rating. Also with a hardcore division they could justify hiring Necro Butcher.
-D'Angelo Dinero annd Desmond Wolfe are two fantastic superstars who work so well with each other. I can see both of them getting their due in the main event within the year.
-It's ridiculous for Hogan to think he can "out-face" anyone in TNA. While Hogan is a name, TNA fans, especially those in attendance at the Impact Zone are very loyal to their originals (A.J. Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, Jeff Jarrett etc. etc.) and Hogan simply saying things like "That doesn't cut it!" won't make the fans turn on them. For a man with so much experience in the game it's dumb for him to make these assumptions, especially when he's the man who let in so many aging wrestlers who have nothing to contribute.
-And finally, I wish Eric Bischoff and Dixie Carter would stay off screen. Bischoff is a great booker and writer, let him do that. Dixie...well Dixie is just a waste of time on TV. She used to talk about how she wasn't going to become like Vince McMahon, taking TV time away from wrestlers, but now she seems to be hopping in the spotlight every once and again and it's annoying.

Okay, that's it. I figure that's better than writing something long and drawn out and then finding it irrelevant. More posts soon. Just got the new Vampire Weekend, going to bump it a few more times and then maybe review it!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Top 20 albums of 2009: Pt. 2 10-1

Okay, the last entry of this blog covered numbers 20-11 of my top 20 albums of 2009, I recommend you check that out before reading this. But also before we begin the countdown, here are a few albums that didn't quite live up to their own hype in 2009...

The letdowns:

Jay-Z-The Blueprint 3- With “Death of Autotune” and “Run This Town” dominating hip-hop radio weeks before the release of this album, it seemed as though Hov was on his way to putting out his best album of the decade. Alas, The Blueprint 3 only furthers Jay-Z’s place as just another rapper who should gracefully leave the limelight to the guys who still spit fire.

Flight of the Conchords-I Told You I Was Freaky- Last year I put FOTC on this portion of the list because their debut album relied so heavily on their HBO show to retain their humor, and in retrospect that’s sort of wrong, their debut is actually a perfectly good comedy album that’s funny on its own. The sequel, I Told You I Was Freaky on the other hand, falls into my original reason for disliking the debut, only this time around, the songs aren’t nearly as funny even with the shows help. While they foray into a few good songs, notably the Police-esque “You Don’t Have To Be A Prostitute,” FOTC have a hard time maintaining their comedy and being original composers.

Clipse-Till The Casket Drops- Clipse have put out two of the best hip-hop albums of the decade, and everyone was excited for them to round it out with another classic. However Till The Casket Drops is a weak attempt by the Virginia duo to become a more radio friendly version of themselves. It’s a let down to the fans as well as hip-hop as a whole.

Owl City-Ocean Eyes- While I was hooked in with the Postal Service sound and undeniably catchy “Fireflies,” I Found that Owl City's full length album had a hard time keeping its momentum up. I talked a lot of good about this album after hearing the first few tracks, but upon a full listen I realized I was only making a fool of others and myself. Just listen to Give Up by the Postal Service or The Listening by Lights if you want the same thing here only a lot better,

Now onto the main event...

10. Mos Def-The Ecstatic

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Mos Def went from being an acclaimed rapper to one of the more well like rappers turned actors, but when he underwent that change the “rapper” portion of “rapper turned actor” suffered greatly. After his solo debut Black on Both Sides, Mos more or less sucked as a rapper to be blunt. He tried too hard to be innovative and frequently came out looking like an idiot for even trying. However, with his release of The Ecstatic, we see the classic Mos Def reemerge from the ashes to deliver an album that is downright great. His rhymes are on par with the old Mos, and the beats match as well. Mos Def has truly exceeded all expectations with this album.

Notable Tracks: Twilight Speedball, Auditorium, The Embassy

9. La Coka Nostra-A Brand You Can Trust

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House of Pain members Everlast (a.k.a. Whitey Ford), Danny Boy O’Connor and DJ Lethal (also of Limp Bizkit) teamed up with indie rappers Ill Bill and Slaine a few years ago with the intent of making white hip-hop something that was more than just a joke. Opting to get everyone in the same room to record instead of working over mp3’s across coasts, La Coka Nostra ended up taking much longer than they had expected to release their debut album A Brand You Can Trust. However, the wait was entirely worth it. Describing themselves as hardcore hip-hop, the guys from LCN take no prisoners with their lyrics. However, for every line they spit about “totin’ a glock,” they come back with one about how a life of crime isn’t going to do them any good in the long run. Guest appearances from UGK’s Bun B, Snoop Dogg, Sen Dog and B-Real from Cypress Hill, Immortal Technique and others solidify LCN as a credible, and entirely real hip-hop supergroup.

Notable Tracks: “Bloody Sunday” “The Stain” “F*ck Tony Montana”

8. Phoenix- Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

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I’m one of those guys that have a difficult time buying into the hype of bands I know nothing about. However, after a lot of good hype from both the internet and friends, I finally gave in and listened to Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. And while I wasn’t blown away entirely, I certainly enjoyed their album. It runs a solid 10 tracks, enough to make a mark, and little enough to leave the audience wanting more. While this isn’t technically their debut, for most American fans it’s their first real taste of the band, and it is a delicious first taste indeed. The chemistry between the members is there, as they clearly know how to make fun music, but they still retain their ability to be true musicians. I look forward to getting to know this band more.

Notable Tracks: “Lisztomania” “Fences” “Countdown”

7. K’Naan- Troubadour

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After attending this years Rock The Bells festival, I was given an iTunes card that redeemed 25 tracks from artists on the tour. Many of whom I knew, some of the songs I already had, but there was one song out of the 25 that I played to death and that was “I Come Prepared” by K’Naan and Damian Marley. Thinking the album was from 2007 or 2008, I enjoyed listening, but had no rush on getting the album in its entirety. However, upon realizing it was indeed a 2009 release, I freaked out and got a hold of the album as fast as I could. And listening to it based on the one track I got for free made me realize that I had been dwelling too long on “I Come Prepared,” as the album as a whole is just great. K’Naan raps, sings, and strums the guitar in a way that lures you into the horrifying stories of his youth as a child solider in Somalia, as well as other subjects that range from happy to sad to everything in between. The music provides a perfect backdrop for these tales, and his unique voice blends well with everything around him. Guest appearances from Mos Def, Chali 2na of Jurassic 5, Kirk Hammett and Maroon 5’s Adam Levine only add to K’Naan’s chameleon-like musical versatility.

Notable Tracks: “Bang Bang” “America” “T.I.A.”

6. Dave Matthews Band- Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King

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Anyone that knows me knows that I am not a general fan of the Dave Matthews phenomenon. I simply don’t understand all of the hype behind him. I don’t particularly dislike him as an artist, but at the same toll I’d never been really amped to get into his music. However, with Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King I was extremely surprised, not by the quality of the music, but how easy it was for me to get into it. The album starts with the droning saxophone of LeRoi Moore, who passed away in late 2008 after recording his parts on the album, and instantly kicks into what is a truly funky and original record, even for DMB. They manage to take their extensive jams from live shows and translate them into catchy tracks that still hold onto their improv-heavy signature sound. If Dave and company can continue to make albums like this; I may just have to convert to his cult.

Notable Tracks: “Shake Me Like A Monkey” “Funny The Way It Is” “Why I Am”

5. Lily Allen- It’s Not Me, It’s You

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Lily Allen has all the makings to be a pop icon, yet at the same time, she still grasps onto the indie kids that were hooked on her debut album Alright, Still. On It’s Not Me, It’s You, Lily takes another stab at making her signature breed of obscene, rude and entirely honest pop music and upon the second time around, she’s done it even better. It’s easy to hum along to tracks like “Not Fair” and then go, “Wait a minute! This woman is singing about her boyfriends lack of libido!” and that is exactly what makes Lily Allen so great. While she hasn’t caught on as much in the states as she may have overseas, it’s pretty clear she doesn’t seem to mind with tracks like “The Fear” mocking the concept of being just another pop diva. Lily is the first woman to crack my top 10 list, and she earned her spot at number 5.

Notable Tracks: “The Fear” “Everyone’s At It” “F*ck You”

4. RX Bandits-Mandala

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Don’t you hate it when a band you love kicks out members that helped them define their sound? After the release of their last album ...And The Battle Begun, the RX Bandits lost their sax player. It was unfortunate, but the two horned band charged onward, the trombone covering all of the wind bases. However, fans of the band were shocked to hear that the Bandits had parted ways with the last of its horn players this year for their new album Mandala. This had me scared, how could a band that I admired so much lose the two members that helped give them the signature reggae/progressive/metal sound that had grown on me so much over the past few years? Well, after much inner turmoil, I got around to listening to Mandala and I must say, I was more than pleasantly surprised. Guitarist Steve Choi’s quick keyboard lines accentuate the frantic picking of guitarist/singer Matt Embree, covering the lack of horns very well. The album plays in a way that is both new and logical. One of those situations where you say, “I don’t like the band without the horns, but this is what they should sound like given the change.” Some compare the Bandits’ strange style of music as a more focused Mars Volta, but I must disagree, as the music of RX Bandits is much more calculated, heartfelt and downright awesome in comparison to Volta’s absurdly fast writing and recording style. Mandala is an awesome album by a band that does nothing but move up both in talent, and in quality. Way to surprise me, RX Bandits!

Notable Tracks: “It’s Only Another Parsec” “My Lonesome Only Friend” “Bury It Down Low”

3. Brother Ali-Us

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Last year my number one album was Atmosphere’s When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold, and this year, the group’s affiliate Brother Ali has come oh so close to the same mark. For those unaware, Ali is an albino who moved around from state to state his entire life. With that very basic description alone you can assume the man has a whole lot to say. With Atmosphere’s Ant behind the beats, Ali spits pure genius on this album, approaching the “ghetto” checklist that all rappers follow in a completely original and refreshing fashion. While many rappers, even the greats, spend decent amounts of time spitting about their nice cars and the abundance of girls they get, Brother Ali is completely satisfied happily proclaiming that he has enough rent money for the year. And while other rappers talk about killing people in the street, Ali tells us a calculated tale of bad neighbors dealing cocaine one floor below him, and how easy it was to make a few dollars from their idiocy. To be quite simple, Brother Ali is a humble genius, and those that say rap is the weakest form of poetry must take a list to Us to see that.

Notable Tracks: “The Preacher” “Fresh Air” “The Travelers”

2. Biffy Clyro- Only Revolutions

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A few years ago I was lucky enough to catch Queens of the Stone Age on their Era Vulgaris tour. What stuck out to me the most about that show, aside from the sheer awesomeness QOTSA put out, was their first opener. A schizophrenic, hairy trio of rockers known as Biffy Clyro, The music they played was loud and dingy, but it had all the qualities that make you love musicians as musicians, proficiency in their playing and originality in their style. After a few months of not thinking about them, I stumbled upon their breakout album Puzzle in a used bin at F.Y.E. I bought it, and found myself having a hard time not listening to it. Two years later, the band has released Only Revolutions, a suitable follow-up to Puzzle. The album hits all the marks it needs to, rocking out like madmen on several of the tracks, however it’s the deviation from their unique sound that really jets this album this high up the list. Instead of playing to their strict ballad/hard rock variety, the band mix things up, playing some undeniably catchy pop rock tracks, some more emotional tracks, all the while keeping their credibility and accessibility intact. While this album isn’t going to change the way the world looks at rock music, it certainly shows that breaking a working formula can sometimes yield good results!

Notable Tracks: “Born On A Horse” “Mountains” “Know Your Quarry”

1.Raekwon-Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...pt. II

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Oh boy. I wrote briefly about this in my piece regarding the Wu-Tang Clan as the artist of the year, but allow me to tell you just how good Raekwon’s new album is. . For fans of the Wu, this is gold, for non-fans it's probably platinum. This is the album that takes what made the early Wu-Tang solo albums special and progressively brings it forward to 2009. The original Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, released in 1995, became a blueprint for the true gangster hip-hop album. It combined elements of the mob with those of the street, with skits breaking up brutally honest tales of life in the slums and the horrors of drug dealing. Every rapper who made a true gangster rap album following Cuban Linx was influenced by the album whether or not they’d like to admit it. And now in 2009 we were graced with a sequel. And 14 years later, Raekwon still has a whole lot to say. He doesn’t glorify drug dealing one bit, he doesn’t play to his varying audience and he doesn’t care about what a man his age is supposed to say, his rhymes are intricate, they hit with a resounding impact, and they make you realize that the man has truly grown. The production on the album is near flawless as well. When you have to say that Dr. Dre is the weakest producer on your album, you know that you have something great. The album plays wonderfully, guest spots from all of the living Wu-Tang members only helping in Raekown’s grand return. I said that the Wu-Tang Clan was the artist of the year, but I must hone that statement in and specify that Raekwon the Chef truly is the greatest rapper of the year.

Notable Tracks: “House of Flying Daggers” “Canal Street” “We Will Rob You”

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